Calvin: Mom, Can I set fire to my bed mattress? Mom: No Calvin. Calvin: Can I ride my tricycle on the roof? Mom: No, Calvin. Calvin: Then can I have a cookie? Mom: No, Calvin. Calvin: She's on to me.
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
I have tried this before.
i am going to try this.
i approve of you all doing all of the above.
you may have a cookie, you may ride you trikes down the roof hell you can see your mattress on fire:)
remember to video tape and upload on youtube.
Sugar is bad for your teeth, and it makes kids bounce off walls! On the other hand……
BLLLARGH info alert!
suger does not actually craze kids/make them hyper.
drugs do that. >=D
suger makes them suger crash.
GOOD MOMMY! MUST BE CLOSE TO SUPPERTIME OR BEDTIME!THE NO SUGAR ZONE!
No, no, no, Calvin–you used the wrong sort of approach. The first two questions should have been answered by “Yes, Calvin”: “Should I leave these matches alone?” and “Should I stay off the roof with my tricycle?” Then she’d get in the habit of saying “Yes”!
Maybe you should do all of them to make having a cookie seem a million times better by comparison!
He needs a new strategy.
Did he actually expect this to work?
Can I set my matress on fire? LOL
Aww no cookie
First appearance of cookie!
First appearance of your mom
The definition of an Overton Window! :)
I don’t get it.
Oh it’s just one cookie… just give it to him.