Every true scientific type knows it has to do with rocks falling in the oceans and dinosaurs breaking wind!! You can’t refute these solid facts.
Remember all those crazy hippies and tree-huggers that were annoying everyone in the 70s and 80s with their “Far Out” talk about “Saving Spaceship Earth, Man!” ? Well, turns out they were RIGHT!!! How about that??
Nerds are not worth listening to unless they come up with something useful like a better beer tap.
If you go back in time shoot the bungholes squashing magnet powered generator technology.
Major fossil fuel companies have known for decades that their products—oil, natural gas, and coal—cause global warming. Their own scientists told them so …
Don’t worry! God will save us… right?
Why is this so complicated? Just be born rich. Duh
Mr. McFadden, you’d better not let Henry Payne see this. He’ll be giving you an earful about how cars just aren’t “manly” unless they’re burning gasoline!
Maybe the Republicans are agents of the wrath of God… Hurry up and destroy society so that the Earth can heal itself.
Ha! In my classroom, I would tell students to be nice to the “nerds” because someday they would be their boss. :)
Ya know? Summers were as hot in the ’60’s as they are now. In the ’70’s, Time magazine was warning of the “Coming Ice Age.” What ever the latest fad is, I’m in.