Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 29, 2017
Lupin: Breakfast is missing. Elvis: Lupin, it's 8:15 am, practically noon, and there is no kibble in the cupboard! Woman: Uh-oh! Elvis: What-o? Woman: We're out of kibble! Man: Oh no! Woman: I guess the kibble got nibbled! Lupin: This isn't a game, woman! Puck: There has to be an agency where I can report this. Car abuse...cash abuse... Man: I'll dash out and get more kibble. Woman: Could you pick up litter, too? Elvis: Litter too? Did you forget that you have cats?!! Puck: Yes, I'll hold. Elvis: I didn't want it to come to this, but...Lupin- Shred all of the toilet paper. Lupin: What toilet paper?