Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 30, 2017
Puck: For a limited time, free massages are available in the living room. Here's Puck with more! Puck: Many cats benefit from a sophisticated relaxation technique. And I am no exception. Toddler: Beep! Beep! Elvis: These massages combine spinning tread, steady pressure, and repetitive meditation chants. Toddler: Vvvvroom! Vroom, vroom! Skreeee...Beep! Beep! Elvis: I'd volunteer, but if someone touches my tail, I attack everyone in the room. Puck: This is the life. Toddler: Weeee!