The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 20, 2022
Granddad: Don't even think about touching that phone. Ring ring!! Hello? Phone: Hi sir, I'm conducting a survey, and if you'll just give me a few minutes of your time you'll be eligible to win a vacation for two to anywhere in the continental United States. Not to mention all the benefits new windows can bring to your home and plus they'll help you save on heating bills, and not only that, blah blah blah wah wah wah waah wahh wah waaah wah, blah blah blah yackity smackity. Granddad: Here, knock yourself out. Abuse away... Riley: Awww. Thanks granddad.