The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 26, 2012

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Huey: I have some bad news, Jazmine. Cookie monster just entered a rehab clinic for an eating disorder. Jazmine: What?! Huey: Makes sense if you think about it. He never really eats the cookies. He stuffs them in his mouth, then he spits them back out. Jazmine: Where did you hear about this? Huey: The foreign press. They tell you things that American news won't report on. Things that matter to you! Jazmine: Really... Huey: Wow...Looks like a care bear mauled a little girl in the Czech Republic. Jazmine: No!