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The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for April 16, 2006
Huey: Riley, from now on I'm taking personal responsibility for your actions, here is a list of unacceptable behavior. Commit it to memory. Riley: What? Negro, please. "No disrespecting authority." Man, last year you attacked the principal with three different styles of chinese kung-fu! Huey: Um, that was different. He was unjust authority. Riley: "No graffiti." So you're tryin' to stifle my cultural expression? Huey: No. Uh, that should read, "no graffiti without artistic merit." Riley: "no stealing"? Don't you always say theft in America is justified because the whole country is stolen land? Huey: Yeah, I sure do. Well, I quit. Can you at least try to stay out of jail? Riley: I'm not makin' any promises...