The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 27, 1999
Riley: OK, Granddad says I have to help. What is this yard work stuff all about? Huey: Well, you gotta push that deathtrap over every inch of this plantation masquerading as a lawn, in the searing heat and man-eating insects. Riley: What? Huey: But do you know the really sick and twisted part of this whole scenario? Riley: What? What!?? Huey: In a few days, we gotta do it all over again!! Riley: They'll never take me alive. I'm moving' to Mexico!