The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 09, 1999
Man with beard:I can't believe I waited in line for over a year for "Star Wrs: and it stunk. Huey: I know it's tough. Man with beard: It's not fair. A year of my life. I demand restitution!! Huey: Perhaps you should consider legal action. Man with beard: Hey _ that's not a bad idea - lost wages, mental distress - I could sell some of my "Star Wars" toys and hire a lawyer! Huey: How much is your collection worth? Man with beard: Who knows? Three or four hundred thousand...Huey: Why not sell it all and hire Johnnie Cochran for a week? Man with beard: Do you think he would take the case?