The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 10, 1999
Man: So you're saying I should sell off my whole "Star Wars" collection, hire Johnnie Cochran, and sue George Lucas for a disappointing movie. Huey: If you're lucky, he'll do one of those clever "If It Doesn't Fit..." rhymes in his closing argument. Man: Like, "The movie stinks cause of Jar Jar Binks." Huey: "The movie's wack. Needs more Sam Jack." Man: "This movie's like valium, blame George McCallum." Huey: "The movie's trash. George owes us the cash." Man: Wow, so you really think this will work, huh? Huey: Not a chance. You need to get a life and let it go, Chief. Sorry.