The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 03, 1999
Man: Look, dude, you can't return this toy lightsaber just because you can't cut things with it! Riley: Why not? Man: It's common sense, dude. You should have known we would never have been allowed to sell them to little kids if it could, like, hurt people. Riley: Well you should have known that I would never have spent twenty bucks on it if it couldn't. Now give me my money! Don't make me come over this counter!