Big Top by Rob Harrell for March 29, 2020
Wink: You know what I hate about the grocery store salad bar? Pete: The sneeze guard? Wink: No. It's the whole...everybody knowing my business. Pete: What do you mean? Wink: I mean, when I go to the counter and hand my salad to the cashier, I feel like I'm making this announcement... like "hey! look at me!..." "I'm on a diet!" Store Clerk: We need the bigger scale!