Big Top by Rob Harrell for February 22, 2020
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Wink: So, what would I have to do to become a "Westside Face-Pounder"? Bear Character: The initiation? Well, obviously you'd have to pound some faces. Plus, we'd give you a solid beating. Wink: Of course. Bear Character: Then you'd have to eat some glass...get dragged behind a truck... ...fill out a W-4...that kind of thing. Wink: Sure. Sure...Do you guys have dental?
Forget these losers, bear. There’s more fun in stealing picanic baskets and ransacking hyoomans kitchens. Join me, and I’ll teach ya all that.