Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 24, 2018
Transcript:
TV News Reportter: In breaking news, we have word of an escaped clown in the area. He is attired in experimental shoes which make him, in essence, a Superclown. He is armed with Silly String and confetti and is presumed dangerous. Child: Mommy! There's something in the bushes! Stucco: (Rustle. Honk. Rustle.)
Silly string and confetti in Stucco’s hands are considered lethal weapons, I guess.