My Beloved got a call from “Windows Support,” so she innocently started blathering on and on about the renovations we were planning, and the new windows we’d like and do they have the triple-glazed ones with an inert gas in them for energy savings or are they just double glazed and they do custom sizes and sash windows for older homes and – well the fellow eventually starting screaming “No, lady, COMPUTER WINDOWS!” She stopped and said, “but my computer doesn’t have any windows; don’t be silly,” and hung up.
Lastime they got me on the phone, the connection was really bad, so I said I could hardly hear him, and asked if he was using a headset. Then I started seling him on a line of telehone headsets that are lighter, and more comfortable than 99% of all hedsets on the market. They also use a higher frequency, so they won’t be bothered by the kind of interference his was obviously subject to. I got a phone number from him so my marketing department could contact him, then ended the call, because I couldn’t come up with any more blarney to waste his time, and my family’s laughter was about to get me laughing too…
My Beloved got a call from “Windows Support,” so she innocently started blathering on and on about the renovations we were planning, and the new windows we’d like and do they have the triple-glazed ones with an inert gas in them for energy savings or are they just double glazed and they do custom sizes and sash windows for older homes and – well the fellow eventually starting screaming “No, lady, COMPUTER WINDOWS!” She stopped and said, “but my computer doesn’t have any windows; don’t be silly,” and hung up.
Lastime they got me on the phone, the connection was really bad, so I said I could hardly hear him, and asked if he was using a headset. Then I started seling him on a line of telehone headsets that are lighter, and more comfortable than 99% of all hedsets on the market. They also use a higher frequency, so they won’t be bothered by the kind of interference his was obviously subject to. I got a phone number from him so my marketing department could contact him, then ended the call, because I couldn’t come up with any more blarney to waste his time, and my family’s laughter was about to get me laughing too…