Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 22, 2006
Pete: Hey, Carl. Carl: Hello, child. What brings you to the Midway? Pete: Well, I've got a dollar that's just burning a hole in my pocket. So, I thought I'd try the old ring toss today. Carl: Excellent! May I suggest the red, 3-ounce rings? They've been tossing nicely today. For gifts, this afternoon, we have a lovely assortment of generic stuffed animals and oversized novelty combs. Pete: Oops! Not quite! Nope. Pete: Boy, I'll tell you. You just can't put a price on an adrenaline rush like that? Carl: Yes, I can. It's a dollar.