Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 21, 2005
Dusty: Wink. Let's stop and think about this. Oprah: You are so dead! Dusty: We came to catch Bigfoot, the ultimate sideshow attraction, but caught Oprah by accident. Oprah: No one treats me like this! Wink: So, we have a decision to make. Dusty: Yes we do. Do we charge fifty or a hundred bucks per ticket? Oprah: I know Julia Roberts!