Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 20, 2005
Pete: Hey, Dusty! How's the hunt for Bigfoot going? Dusty: Well, we've hit a snag. It turns out Oprah was out here looking for him, too. I guess she thought he'd be good for her ratings, too. Pete: So, what's the snag? Did Oprah capture him first? Dusty: No...we captured Oprah. Oprah: Steadman!!
Now what are you gonna do wth her?