Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 16, 2005
Dusty: Hello? Person: Charlie? Dusty: Um...no. Person: This isn't Charlie? Dusty: No. It's Dusty. Person: Huh...where's Charlie? Dusty: I have no idea. This is Dusty. Person: Then why are you answering Charlie's phone? Dusty: I'm not! This is my phone. You must have the wrong number, ma'am. Person: You're sure? Dusty: What...that I'm not Charlie? Person: Yeah. You're positive? Dusty: Yes. I'm positive I'm not Charlie. Person: Can you pretend you are? Dusty: What? Person: For me? Please? Dusty: Well, I...okay. Fine..."Yo! This is Charlie!" Person: Charlie doesn't talk like that. Dusty: Ma'am! You have worked my last nerve! Good day! Wink: Who was that? Dusty: Some wacko calling for "Charlie." I got a new number and I keep getting weird calls. Hello, you nutjob! This still isn't Charlie! Person: But I need Charlie! Dusty: Fine! Ya got me! I'm Charlie! I've been Charlie all along! Person: Seriously? Dusty: Yes. Seriously this is Charlie. Person: Good. That other guy was a jerk. Dusty: Yeah. I've been hearing that a lot.