Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 23, 2004
Dusty: Do you seriously call yourself a sideshow freak? That was terrible!! I've seen more convincing freaks in line at the post office! And that's not even a third arm! It's a salami with a glove tied to the end! Wink: C'mon, Dusty. Inside voice. Dusty: This contest is a bloody mockery!