Big Top by Rob Harrell for November 20, 2003
Kingston: Oh, baby. Your eyes are like two saucers full of green apple Gatorade. Darlene: Mmm. Kingston: Will you excuse me for a moment? Nature calls, my dear. Darlene: I'll be here. Pete: Does this garbage really work? Darlene: Lord, no. I'm here for the free kabobs.