Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 21, 2003
Dusty: I've figured out how to get VH-1 to do a "Behind the Music" on me. Pete: Oh, good. Dusty: See, my story needs more strife. Strife equals ratings. So I need to get hooked on something, then bravely overcome my addition. Pete: I don't know, Dusty. That sounds pretty dangerous. Dusty: I'm thinking Chapstick.