Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 13, 2002
Pete: Man! That was lizard boy. I couldn't get him to stop talking. Wink: Ah, Pete...so naive. Wink: You need to learn to use the "other line" excuse. Wink: Some people just don't know when to shut up. So you just say "Oh. My other line is ringing." Wink: It's the perfect ploy, really. They can't prove that you're lying. Wink: I've been using it for years. In fact, I remember a few years back, I was... Pete: Oh. Hey, Wink? Pete: My other line is ringing. Wink: On the phone, Pete. It works on the phone.