Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 01, 2017
Francis: Made any New Year's resolutions yet? Nate: Why should I? Francis: Because it's a tradition! Nate: Yeah, a lame tradition! Nate: Every year, people ask me what I'm going to change about myself! Nate: Well, I happen to like myself the way I am! Francis: Sure, but a little change is a good thing! Nate: Yeah? Well, what do you propose Francis? Tell me! What should I change? Francis: How about where you're standing? Francis: F.Y.I., Teddy and I teamed up on our resolution! Teddy: To be more stealthy.