Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 20, 2016
Nate: Okay, Dee Dee...you're Paige, and Teddy's going to practice his break-up speech on you! Dee Dee: Got it! Teddy: *Ahem.* Paige, I really like you as a friend, but I don't think we should be a couple anymore. Paige: What?? No!! Dee Dee: Why? Why? Why are you doing this? Teddy: Why am I doing this? Nate: Dial it back, Meryl.