Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 11, 2016
Dee Dee: Do you think you're jealous of Artur because he's going out with Jenny? Nate: No, I'm over the whole Jenny thing. Nate: It just ticks me off that Artur is a tiny bit better than I am at so much stuff. Nate: He draws better...he sings better...he plays chess better...it's so aggravating! Nate: Good thing he can't compete with my smoldering sex appeal, or I might really hate him. Dee Dee: Uh-huh.