Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 10, 2016
Nate: Okay, let's rehearse! Here are your scripts, kids! Chad: "You summoned me, Chief?" Principal Nichols: "Yes, Mega-Chad, I have disturbing news! The evil..." uh... Principal Nichols: Nate, are you basing the villain on a real-life person? Nate: Whatta ya mean? Principal Nichols: You've named her "Mrs. Godsley, psychotic she-devil." Nate: And do we know anyone with that name? No!