Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 26, 2016
Panel 1: "Hi, Mrs. Shipulski." "Goodness, Nate! Why that long face?" Panel 2: "Everybody in the sixth grade went to Dee Dee's party, except ME!" Panel 3: "I WOULD have gone, but I went to a DIFFERENT party at the house of the most popular girl in the SEVENTH grade!" Panel 4: "Why must I be in such DEMAND?" "Well, that's a burden you'll have to bear."