Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 28, 2015
NATE: "Enslave the mollusk" playing muzak in a dog and pony show! Talk about a fiasco! FRANCIS: It would have been more of a fiasco if we'd played the sogns you had in mind! We would have been expelled! NATE: Expelled? For sticking to our musical principles? FRANCIS: For performing a song about Mrs. Godfrey called "Fat and Furious." NATE: Oh come on. With Artur singing, nobody would've understood the lyrics.