Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 05, 2015
This is your next patient, Doctor! Ellen Wright! E-Gads! The poor creature! What in the world happened to your face, child? Nothing, Doctor! I'm here for a sprained ankle! Oh!... Well, then forget what I said about your face! Nurse! Two aspirins! For the patient, Doctor? No, for me! My head if killing me! Zounds! This ankle looks ugly! You mean it's swollen? No, you just have ugly ankles! Doctor, I'm beginning to think you're just a hack! "Hack!" Hmmm... That gives me an idea! Nurse! My ax! This won't hurt a bit, Ellen! Help! Ellen: This is supposed to be a get well card? Nate: Sometimes these creative ventures take on a life of their own!