Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 18, 2015
Nate: Cheez Doodles have got to be the least dignified snack of all time. Nate: They leave orange powder all over everything. They stain your clothes. They stain your skin. Nate: They get stuck in your teeth and stay there hours! They make your breath smell like tube socks! Frankly, they're disgusting! Nate: Oh, how I love them. Francis: He makes this speech every day.