Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 07, 2015
Teddy: Here come's Randy. Nate: Maybe this will have a happy ending. Y'know, like one of those TV movies on the Disney Channel. Nate: Like, when Randy sees that I actually showed up for the fight, he realizes that I've got guts! He gains respect for me, and we become friends! kid: I'm gonna pound you into dust. Nate: Did I mention how much I hate the Disney Channel?