Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 06, 2015
Nate: Where are all these kids going? Teddy: Duh! To the soccer field! Teddy: Everybody's heard that you and Randy are gonna fight! Nate: Oh, that's great, Teddy! Nate: So the whole school's gonna watch me get crushed! Teddy: Yeah, but there's an upside! Teddy: There'll be plenty of people around to carry you to the nurse's office! nate: After Randy kills me, I'm going to kill you.