Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 31, 2015
Nate: Remember when Gina's phone was stolen? Well, I've profiled the culprit! It was Gina! Teddy: What? Teddy: Why would she steal from herself? Nate: Because Gina is mentally unstable! This is a desperate bid for attention! Nate: Ever hear the phrase "A cry for help"? Nate: Help. Teddy: Now I have!