Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 30, 2015
Nate: Principal Nichols, as a future FBI profiler, I have some important information to share with you! Nate: There's an individual here at P.S. 38 who I believe is extremely dangerous! Nate: This person is a sadist, a narcissist, and a potentially violent sociopath! Principal: Good heavens! Nate: She's also the worst social studies teacher I've ever - Principal: That's enough son.