Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 10, 2014
Girl: Mrs. Godfrey, what's that? Mrs. Godfrey: It's time for out classroom to have a MASCOT! Chad: Is it a mouse? Mrs. Godfrey: Close! He's a Gerbil! Nate: Poor little guy, Cooped up in a glass cage instead of running free in his natural habitat. Teddy: What IS a gerbil's natural habitat? Nate: I don't have the foggiest idea. Chad: Isn't it the small animals isle at Petsmart?