Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 28, 2014
Woman: For the last time: NO! Man: Who keeps ringing the door bell? Woman: The TIMBER SCOUTS! Trying to sell me CALENDARS! Woman: FIRST IT WAS THAT SPIKY-HAIRED kid, then his friend, and just now that boy with glasses! Woman: They won't take no for an an- Woman: Oh, for heaven's sake! This is RIDICULOUS! Woman: If this is another TIMBER SCOUT, I'll - Chad: Hi! Chad: She bought ten calendars and gave me some homemade brownies! Nate: Behold the power of Chad!