Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 10, 2014
Nice job, Uncle Ted. Way to hit on Mrs. Flaherty. How was I to know she was married? She certain;y didn't act married when she shamelessly flirted with me! What? All she did was say hello! Yes, but behind that "innocent" hello was the unmistakable scent of raw, animal lust! You see, my boy, I have a certain effect on women. Yes, I've noticed.