Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 09, 2014
Teddy: What's THIS all about? Nate: No clue. Chad: Nate! Quick! What's your locker number? Nate: uh... 217 Bully: Come back here! NOW! Bully: Going inside won't HELP, butterball! You can run, but you can't HIDE!" Bully: You're dead MEAT! Chad: Hold it! Let's talk this out! Let's make a deal! Bully: A deal? Chad: If you don't beat me up, I'll give you... uh... a PRIZE! Chad: It's... *koff* right here in my locker! Nate: I might have to start charging a user's fee. Chad: For dead meat, I feel surprisingly good!