Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 03, 2013
NATE: This movie better be good. I busted my butt all week to save up for this. TEDDY: Arrgh! "Wolverine" is sold out! NATE: What? FRANCIS: How 'bout we see "The Conjuring?" TEDDY: Dude, that's rated R! NATE: Well I'm not watching some chick flick! TEDDY: That leaves us with only one choice. NATE: This is an outrage. MOVIE: Hey, everyone! I have a smurftastic idea!