Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 23, 2013
Hey, DWEEBS! What's new in Dorkville? Go play in traffic, Randy. Looking for someone to sign your YEARBOOK, wimpus? It's... Don't mind if I DO! Thanks for asking! But... Hmmm, now what should I write? I'll just keep it SIMPLE! Dear LOSER!! How does it feel to be ugly AND stupid? Smell you later! Randy Hang on to this yearbook! It's a COLLECTORS item! Oh, it's not mine. It's Mrs. Godfrey's. She asked Francis to take it around and get kids to sign it! I can't WAIT to show her! Have a great summer!