Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 16, 2013
TEDDY: I was right! This school handbook says that teachers have to retire at age seventy! NATE: Ah ha! So Mr. Galvin's probably going to retire any minute! He's got to be almost seventy! TEDDY: Maybe he's just one of those people who look older than they really are. NAtE: Teddy, the man's ancient! He writes in cursive! TEDDY: What's cursive? NATE: You're making my point.