Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 20, 2012
Here's the deal, guys. If we don't get a business to sponsor us, our baseball team goes down the tubes! We need to find a sponsor, fast. Want me to talk to my gram? What does she do? She plays bridge, and she knits hats for newborn babies! I don't think that'll fit on a baseball jersey, Chad. And she bakes killer double-chocolate brownies!