Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 14, 2012
Hi, Lady. Will you sign my petition to get Wink Summers reinstated as Channel 12's Chief Meteorologist? Wink Summers? Wink Summers said my wedding day would be warm and sunny! Do you know what it did? It hailed! You're not going to sign my petition, are you? My Aunt Patty got a concussion!