Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 15, 2012
Hi mister, would you like to...? Ooh! Are you selling cookies? Uh...no, I'm collecting signatures to get Wink Summers his job back as Channel 12's Chief Meteorologist. No cookies? No candy bars? No gourmet popcorn? No fruit baskets? Tell you what... Sign this and I'll give you half a roll of Mentos. Done!