Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 26, 2010

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Francis says, "I'll be Tom Brady!" Nate says, "I'll be Randy Moss!" Teddy says, "I'll be Ray Lewis!" Artur says, "And I am Vitaly Scherbo!" Teddy says, "Who?" Artur says, "Very great gymnast! From my country, Belarus!" Francis says, "Gymnast?" Teddy says, "Artur, we're playing football!" Artur says, "Yes, but in Belarus nobody is to play football!" Francis says, "But..." Nate says, "Hey, that's fine, Artur! Be whoever you want!" Francis says, "Hike!" Nate says, "If you want to be a Belarusian gymnast, that works for me!" Nate says, "... Because just like you said: Belarusians don't play football!" WHAM! Francis says, "But Poles do!" Teddy says, "Heh heh!" Nate says, "Ow."