Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 19, 2010
Marty says, "What's going on?" Nate says, "You told me to clean up the attic, so I'm having a yard sale!" Marty says, "Whoa, whoa! You are not selling this!" Nate says, "What's that thing?" Marty says, "The 'Buck Up' Award! From my high school hockey days!" Marty says, "Our team was called the Bucks! That's why our coach created this antler trophy!" Marty says, "It was given to the player who showed the most grit and determination!" Marty says, "I'll keep this, thank you very much! This is the only award I've ever won! It's priceless!" TRIP! Woman says, "Will you take a dollar for this?" Marty says, "Sold."