Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 06, 2010
Transcript:
Nate says, "Arrgh! The social studies final is gonna kill me! I just can't remember all the names and dates!" Francis says, "Want me to quiz you?" Nate says, "Do whatever you want. It's not going to help." Francis says, "When was the Battle of Vicksburg?" Nate says, "Uhhh... I dunno." Francis says, "Who was John Brown?" Nate says, "No idea." Francis says, "What was the Homestead Act?" Nate says, "It... umm... I'm not sure." Francis says, "Where did the draft riots of 1863..." Nate says, "I don't know, Francis! I'm telling you. My brain's not wired that way!" Francis says, "Who wore number 39 for the 1964 Boston Red Sox?" Nate says, "Dalton Jones!" Francis says, "You were saying?" Nate says, "Okay, so maybe the wiring's okay, but the content filter is all screwed up."
Francis turns blue