Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 25, 2010
Francis says, "How come you're upset about Artur getting back from Turkey? You're supposed to be his friend!" Nate says, "I am!" Francis says, "You're supposed to be through with feeling jealous about Artur going out with Jenny!" Nate says, "I am!" Francis says, "But you're not acting like you are!" Nate thinks, "I am what I am."