Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 31, 2010
Nate says, "Principal Nichols, any chance we could get a teacher upgrade around here?" Principal Nichols says, "Teacher upgrade?" Principal Nichols says, "The school doesn't have the money to hire more teachers." Nate says, "Who's talking about hiring anybody?" Principal Nichols says, "Nate..." Nate says, "Addition by subtraction! That's all I'm saying!"